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How many gun control advocates does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
They don't do that. They pass laws against burned-out bulbs and then they wonder why it's still so dark. Meanwhile, a lot of people get hurt because they can't see!
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Guns don't kill people. Bullets do.
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Those who live by the sword will get shot by those who don't.
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"I support gun control. Use both hands."
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Guns don't kill people. Crazy mother fuckers kill people!
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