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If you don't like warts don't worry... they'll grow on you.
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Why do grocery stores make sick people go to the back of the store to get prescriptions but the healthy ones get their cigarettes up at the front?
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Why don't ambassadors ever get sick?
Diplomatic immunity
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What do you give a person with water on the brain?
A tap on the head
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Vonna: How do you keep from feeling run down?
Betty: I don't go out in the street.
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If it hurts when you pee, urine trouble.
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