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What did Helen Keller do when she fell down a well?
She screamed her hand off!
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Why did Helen Keller need 2 hands to masturbate with?
One to do the work and the other to moan with.
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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive?
She was a woman.
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Why did Helen Keller commit suicide?
I don't know. She was wearing mittens.
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