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How do you hide money from a hippie?
Put it under the soap.
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What do you call someone who remembers what they did at Woodstock?
A liar
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How do you hide pot from a hippie?
Put it in his work boots.
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How do you know a hippie is burned out?
He switches from taking acid to antacid.
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How do you get a hippie out of the bath?
Turn on the water.
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Why couldn't the hippie be saved from drowning?
He was too far out man.
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whats the difference between a hippie chick and a washing machine?
you can dump a load in a washing machine and it won't follow you halfway across the country looking to get spun!!
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whats the difference between a hippie chick and a joint?
the joint won't make it around the circle
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