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So a hipster walks into a bar and, well, you've probably never heard of it.
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Why do hipsters love ice?
Because ice was water before it was cool.
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Why are farmers cooler than hipsters?
Farmers can go a day without their pitchfork.
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How many hipsters does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
You wouldn't know. It's kind of an obscure number.
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Two hipsters walk into a bar. The first did it before it was cool and the second did it ironically.
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Why wouldn't the hipster cross the river?
Too mainstream.
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