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Homeless jokes

  
Requested in Society & Nature by JustMe
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Wouldn't many of the world's problems be solved if the hungry would eat the homeless?
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What's the best thing about dating homeless chicks?
You can drop them off anywhere.
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Is it wrong to tell a knock knock joke to a homeless person?
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Bum: Can you give me $15 until payday?
Man: When's payday?
Bum: Hell if I know! You're the one who's working.
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Why were there only 2 pallbearers at the homeless guy's funeral?
There were only 2 handles on the garbage can!
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"If it weren't for the gutter my mind would be homeless."
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I gave a homeless man some money and he TOOK IT!
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Why did the homeless man vote for Obama?
He wanted change.
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What do you call two homeless people hitting each other with cardboard?
A pillow fight!
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Once upon a time, there was a rich brat named Bobby. Bobby wasn't nice to his mommy. Mommy took all Bobby's money. Now Bobby lives in a cardboard box and cries himself to sleep behind a dumpster at night.
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A homeless man asked if I had any money and I said "obviously"
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Is it wrong to tell a homeless man a knock knock joke because he doesn't have a home.
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Where does a homeless guy sleep? a basket
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What do you call a man who divorces a divorce judge?
Homeless.
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What does a worthless, homeless bum use for a bathroom?
The dumpster.
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Why did the valley girl urinate on the dirty homeless boy?
To give him a shower!
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What do you call two homeless people with cardboard? A pillow fight.
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