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A 7-day honeymoon makes a hole weak.
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"After my honeymoon I felt like a new man. Unfortunately, so did my wife!"
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A honeymoon couple checks into a hotel and ask for a suite. "Bridal?" the clerk asks. "No thanks," the bride replies, "I just hang onto his shoulders!"

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