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Hooker Hole, Louisiana got some great golf courses too

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What do you call a whore who screws for 5 cents?
A pumpernickel
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What's the difference between a hooker and a drug dealer?
A hooker can wash her crack and sell it again.
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What is the difference between a cheap hooker and an elephant?
One rolls on its back for peanuts and the other lives in a zoo.
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A plumber's business can go down the drain and a firefighter's job can go up in smoke but can a hooker get laid off?
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What did the leper say to the hooker?
Keep the tip.
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