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What does a cheap hotel have in common with a tight pair of pants?
No ballroom
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Actual warning on a shower cap in a box provided by a hotel: "Fits one head."
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Bellhop: Shall I carry your bag, sir?
Man: No, thank you. Let her walk...
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"This is an exclusive hotel. Even room service has an unlisted number..."
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Hotel receptionists are a bit inappropriate, aren't they? They all just sit there, checking people out.
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