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The dog ate it.
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I've been grounded from doing schoolwork.
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I didn't want to add to your already heavy workload.
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I was mugged on the way to school and he took it.
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My older brother already did this homework last year.
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It spontaneously combusted.
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I lost it while I was fighting this kid who said you weren't the best teacher around.

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