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A girl is watching her father shower. She points to his penis and says, "Daddy, when will I get one of those?"
He looks at his watch and says, "When your mother leaves for work!"
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A boy is fucking his sister and says: "Damn, you're much better than mum."
His sister replies: "Yeah, dad thinks so, too."
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What does a girl in Alaska call the man of her dreams, the love of her life and the father to her kids?
Daddy!
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A man and his wife were trying roleplay in the bedroom last night. She walked out in a huff after 30 seconds.
Apparently, asking his wife to pretend to be their daughter wasn't very sexy.
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Pineapple on pizza is like going down on your cousin. It tastes good, but something ain't right.
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A guy rings his boss at work and says, "Look, I'm really sorry, but I can't come to work today. I'm sick."
"Sick!" screams his boss. "Sick! This is the tenth time this month. Just exactly how sick are you?"
"Well," he replies, "I'm in bed with my 9 year old daughter."
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Atnight wife and husband have sex! Husband says to his wife darling it's easy to have sex with u than your daughter she's so tight! Then his wife replies by saying and I have more pleasure having sex with our son cause he has a bigger dick
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A brother and a sister are sitting on the couch reading
The sister says:
- According to this article: too much sodium is bad for the health, i think i'll reduce my sodium consumption from now on.
Her brother stop his reading, horrified.
-Not fair you just promise me a blow job.
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A clown is sucking on her clown brother's cock. He comes, then asks, "Does this taste funny to you?"
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What does a boy say to his sister after he comes inside her?
"In nine months we'll be having a whole new kind of fun!"
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How do you know your sister's on her period?
Daddy's cock tastes like blood.
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How do you circumsise a redneck? Kick his sister in the jaw.
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A dad fuck his sister in the opuss, then an opposum comes alongs and has a threesome. a day later, teh sister's period starts, and her son finds hair in her arsehole. what happened
(the opposom did anal)
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