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Invisible Man jokes

  
Requested in Entertainment & Arts by MC Hacker
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Receptionist: There's a man in the waiting room who says he can make himself invisible.
Psychiatrist: Tell him I can't see him right now.
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Why was the invisible man never seen with his friends when he was a teen?
Disappear pressure
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why cant you see the invisible man?
hes busy getting pussy
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Why did the invisible man lay off his job
Because he couldn't see himself working
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How many children does the invisible man have?
None. He's not apparent.
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The invisible man and an invisible woman got married. Their kids were nothing to look at!
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Why can't you see the invisible man's mother?
She's transparent.
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Why is the Invisible Man invisible?
He refused to look in the mirror.
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