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Where does an Irish person go on a vacation?
A new bar
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What are the best 10 years of an Irishman's life?
3rd grade.
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How can you identify an Irish pirate?
He's the one with patches over both eyes.
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How many Irishmen does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Four. One to put the bulb in and four to drink until the room spins.
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What do you call an Irish 7-course dinner?
A potato and a 6-pack.
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An Irishman walks out of a bar. Hey, it could happen!
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What is the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish funeral?
One less drunk.
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Why did God invent alcohol?
To keep the Irish from ruling the world.
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How did Irish dancing get started?
Too much Guinness and not enough restrooms!
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Ireland's worst air disaster occurred last week. A two-seater crashed into a cemetery. So far, Irish search and rescue have recovered 1,592 bodies and expect the numbers to climb...
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What is the definition of Irish diplomacy?
The art of telling someone to go to hell in a way that they'll look forward to the trip!
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