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Recruiter: Can you handle a variety of work?
Applicant: Absolutely. I've had 12 different jobs in the past 6 months.
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Recruiter: We need someone in this position who is responsible.
Applicant: That's me. On my last job, whenever something went wrong they said I was responsible.
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Recruiter: You'll start at $14 an hour and after 6 months it will go up to $16 an hour.
Applicant: OK then... I'll come back in 6 months.
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Recruiter: My concern is that you've never worked in this area of business. For a candidate with no experience you are certainly asking for a high salary.
Applicant: That's right. The work is so much harder when you don't know what you're doing!
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This executive was interviewing a nervous young blonde for a position in his company. He asked her "if you could have a conversation with someone, living or dead, who would it be?" The blonde quickly replied "the living one!"
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