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The judge frowned at the exasperated robber and said "do you admit breaking into the same store three straight nights?"
"Yes, your honor."
"Why did you do that?"
"Because my wife wanted a dress."
"But it says here you broke in three nights in a row!" the judge said, checking his records.
"Yes, sir. She made me exchange it twice."
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A man was caught speeding and went before the judge. The judge asked him "Do you want to take 30 days or 30 dollars?" The man replied "I'll take the money."
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The judge said to his dentist "pull my tooth, the whole tooth and nothing but the tooth."
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Judge: "Have you anything to offer this Court before I pass sentence?"
Defendant: "No, your honor, my attorney took every penny I have ."
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What do you call a lawyer gone bad?
Your honor
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What do you call a judge gone bad?
Senator
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What do you call a judge with no fingers?
Justice Fingers
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Confucius say... Woman who sit on judge's lap get honorable discharge.

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