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Any salad can be a Caesar salad if you stab it enough.
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What happened when Caesar went to Mount Olive?
Popeye got pissed!
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Why was Julius Caesar looking for a job?
He wanted to get away from all the office politics and back stabbing.
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Why did Julius Caesar frighten animals? Because people are allowed to live in faith.
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What happened when Julius Caesar went to office? He started to speak funny, was found guilty of making coins with his image and made Jesus feel embarrassed, losing his true authority by same name.
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Why did Caesar die?

Because he's a dumb idiot!
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What happened when Julius Caesar became proclaimed God? He did not get it.
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How many kids does Julius Caesar have? Seven billion, and they are all illetarate.
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What happened when God made the Heavens and the Earth? Julius Caesar started to feel good.
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When the Romans found Judas kiss Jesus, what did Julius Caesar say? E Messiah anointment.
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What is Caesar's favorite drink? Orange Julius
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Julius Caesar is a roman emperor.
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Hi Max and James
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When did Julius Caesar rule as God? In the times of the Old and the Good Testament.
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"Why on earth are you stabbing your salad?"

"I'm making it a Caesar salad!"
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How do you Cut Rome in Half?
With Caesars.
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Julius suffered from epilepsy, and people would make fun of him. One more girl did it and he yelled

She sees Caesar's seizures, seize her!
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God´s Kingdom and a Roman Empire was discussed at a reunion party of theists: "Why does Religion sound like Legion? Beats him". Oh well, it was all 2000 years ago.
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Why did the girl run away?
- because he was trying to Caesar
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If Julius Caesar and Saladin had a baby, they'd name it Caesar Saladin
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Julius Caesar is funny he farted on the feast of luperical
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What are the last words Julias  Ceasar ever heard ? ? ?
"We're behind you all the way" - stab, stab, stab . . .
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