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Justin Bieber jokes

  
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Don't call Justin Bieber gay. He'll slap you with his purse!
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Stop being mean to Justin Bieber. Leave her alone!
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Justin Bieber is not gay. Just ask his boyfriend!
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Yo mama so stupid she thinks Justin Bieber's a guy.
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What is the difference between Justin Bieber and Lady Gaga?
Lady Gaga has balls.
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Instead of saying "when pigs fly" just say "when Justin Bieber hits puberty!"
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Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get away from Justin Bieber!
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What's the difference between a water bottle and puberty?
The water bottle hit Justin Bieber first!
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Stop making fun of Justin Bieber. Every time you make fun of him you're making fun of someone's daughter!
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Yo mama so stupid she thinks Justin Bieber can sing.
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What does Justin Bieber have in common with the crowd at Times Square on New Years?
They're both waiting for balls to drop!
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Why does Justin Bieber use the elevator most of the time?
To reach puberty as soon as possible!
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why is justin bieber so amazing?
because
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