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How is KFC like a woman?
Once you've had a bit of leg and a bit of breast you put the bone in the box.
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What did the chicken do when he saw the dinner from KFC?
He kicked the bucket!
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Why is Colonel Sanders like the typical man?
All he's concerned with is legs, breasts and thighs!
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Why did the chicken go to KFC?
He wanted to see a chicken strip!
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You might be a redneck if you were a pallbearer for Colonel Sanders.

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