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Requested in Childrens & Clean by Jokester
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What is the difference between boogers and broccoli?
Kids don't eat broccoli.
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Why was the math textbook sad?
He had a lot of problems!
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What country never has enough food for its people?
Hungary
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What are the smaller rivers that flow into the Nile called?
Juveniles
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Why did the robber take a bath?
He wanted to make a clean getaway.
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Why was the broom late?
It over swept!
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Why couldn't the pirate play cards with his crew?
He was sitting on the deck.
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Why was the guy looking for the food on his friend?
His friend said "it's on me."
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How many books can you put in an empty backpack?
Just one. After that it's not empty!
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Why don't they serve chocolate in prison?
It makes you break out.
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What goes up when the rain comes down?
An umbrella
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How do you make an egg roll?
You push it!
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What has a bottom at the top?
Your legs!
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Why did the silly kid stand on his head?
His feet were tired.
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Did you hear about that kid napping?
Yeah, he woke up!
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