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Policeman: Anything you say can and will be held against you.
Suspect: Kim Kardashian!
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Did you hear about the upset treasure hunters who found a large booty?
Turns out it was just Kim Kardashian skinny dipping!
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It was just announced Kim Kardashian failed to pick up the 2nd season of her marriage...
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Lindsay Lohan just got arrested with a line of coke longer than Kim Kardashian's marriage.
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I heard Kanye West and Kim Kardashian having sex last night. They were calling out their own names.
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Kim Kardashian announced she's pregnant. She'll be putting the baby up for adoption after 72 days.
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Why don't the Kardashians like Santa Claus?
Because every time Santa Claus sees them he says "Ho Ho Ho!"
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Kim Kardashian is expecting Kanye West's baby. She went to the doctor and they determined it's going to be an asshole.
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What record did Kim Kardashian break?
The 1st woman to have an engagement ring with carat size bigger than her IQ!
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Why do I watch basketball? To find out who the next member of the Kardashian family will be of course.
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