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Knock knock
Who's there?
Alex
Alex who?
Alex the questions round here!
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Knock knock
Who's there?
Voodoo
Voodoo who?
Voodoo you think you are?
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Knock knock
Who's there?
UB40
UB40 who?
UB40 today, Happy Birthday!
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Knock knock
Who's there?
Doris
Doris who?
Doris locked, that's why I'm knocking!
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Knock knock
Who's there?
Ya
Ya who?
Thanks dude but I prefer Google.
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Knock knock
Who's there?
Police
Police who?
Police stop telling knock knock jokes!
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Knock knock
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Radio
Radio who?
Radio not, here I come!
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Knock knock
Who's there?
Isiah
Isiah who?
Isiah nothing until you open this door.
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Knock knock
Who's there?
Alex
Alex who?
Alex plain later - just let me in!
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Knock knock
Who's there?
Disguise
Disguise who?
Disguise your boyfriend!?
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Knock knock
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Fanny
Fanny who?
Fanny body calls, I'm out.
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Knock knock
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Tennis
Tennis who?
Tennis 5 + 5.
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Knock knock
Who's there
Daisy
Daisy who?
Daisy me rollin' they hatin'
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Knock knock
Who's there?
Boo
Boo who?
Don't take it so seriously - it's only a joke.
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Knock knock
Who's there?
Doctor
Doctor Who?
Yes, you know my name. Now let me in!
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Knock knock
Who's there?
Justin
Justin who?
Just in the neighborhood. Thought I would drop by.
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Toby
Toby who?
Toby or not Toby, that is the question!
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Knock knock
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Missouri
Missouri who?
Missouri loves company.
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Knock knock
Who's there?
Cash
Cash who?
No thanks, but I'd like some peanuts!
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Knock knock
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Bacon
Bacon who?
Bacon a cake for your birthday.
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Knock knock
Who's there?
Woo
Woo who?
Woo who it's Friday!
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Knock knock
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Ally
Ally who?
Ally gator!
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Knock knock
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Hayden
Hayden who?
Hayden Seek
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Knock knock
Who's there?
Nadia
Nadia who?
Just Nadia head if you understand what I'm saying.
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Knock knock
Who's there?
Vassar
Vassar who?
Vassar girl like you doing in a place like this?
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Ray
Ray who?
Ray-ders of the Lost Ark
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Knock knock
Who's there?
Zookeeper
Zookeeper who?
Zookeeper away from him!
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Knock knock
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Les
Les who?
Les go for a swim!
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Knock knock
Who's there?
Ach
Ach who?
Gazoontite!
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Knock knock
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Rudolph
Rudolph who?
Money is the Rudolph all evil!
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Knock knock
Who's there?
Woo
Woo hoo?
Don't get carried away. It's just a joke.
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Knock knock
Who's there?
Little old lady
Little old lady who?
I didn't know you could yodel!
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Knock knock
Who's there?
Annoying English teacher.
Annoying English teacher who?
'Annoying English teacher Whom'.
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