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Knock knock
Who's there?
Toucan
Toucan who?
Toucan play at this game!
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Knock knock
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Spider
Spider who?
Spider what everyone says I like you!
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Knock knock
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Oink Oink
Oink Oink who?
Well, make up your mind! Are you a pig or an owl?
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Knock knock
Who's there?
Isabel
Isabel who?
Isabel broken? I had to knock.
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Knock knock
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Doris
Doris who?
Doris locked. That's why I knocked.
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Knock knock
Who's there?
Thermos
Thermos who?
Thermos be a better knock knock joke than this!
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Knock knock
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Orange
Orange who?
Orange you going to answer the door?
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Knock knock
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Opportunity
Don't be silly... Opportunity doesn't knock twice!
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Knock knock
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Banana
Banana who?
Banana split so ice creamed!
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Knock knock
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Ken
Ken who?
Ken you tell me some good knock knock jokes?
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Knock knock
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Safari
Safari who?
Safari so good.
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Knock knock
Who's there?
Cows
Cows who?
No, cows go 'moo' not who!
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Knock knock
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Lettuce
Lettuce who?
Lettuce in!
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Knock knock
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Figs
Figs who?
Figs the doorbell, it's broken.
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Knock knock
Who's there?
Aida
Aida who?
Aida lot of sweets and now I've got a tummyache!
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Knock knock
Who's there?
Lion
Lion who?
Lion down on the job again?!
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