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Life is cheap. It's the accessories that kill you.
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Despite the cost of living have you noticed how popular it remains?
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There are 3 kinds of people in life: those who make things happen, those who watch things happen, and those who wonder what happened.
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Don't take life too seriously. You won't get out alive.
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Life is the process of losing our illusions... until we ultimately lose the illusion that we are alive.
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Life: No one gets out alive!
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"I used to have a handle on life but it broke."
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Bumper sticker: Don't bother me. I'm living happily ever after!
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"I'll live forever or die trying!"
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The first half of life is ruined by your parents; the second half by your kids!
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There's one good thing about life... It's only temporary.
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Life may not be worth living but what else can you do with it?
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"I don't know what I want but I do know I don't have it!"
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Laugh at your problems. Everybody else does!
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If you keep your feet firmly on the ground you'll have trouble putting on your pants.
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Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.
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I always take life with a grain of salt... plus a slice of lemon... and a shot of tequila.
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I intend to live forever. So far, so good.
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My life coach just benched me.
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