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Customer: This lobster has only one claw.
Waiter: I'm sorry, sir. It must have been in a fight.
Customer: Then bring me the winner!
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Why don't lobsters share their toys?
Because they're shellfish.
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What did the lobster say to the funny fisherman?
You crack me up.
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What's the difference between a dirty bus stop and a lobster with boobs?
One's a crusty bus station and the other is a busty crustacean.
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