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"Will you love me when I'm old and ugly?"
"Darling, of course I do."
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If the dove is the bird of peace, what is the bird of true love?
The swallow
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Julie broke off her engagement. Her friend asked her "what happened? I thought it was love at first sight?"

Julie explained "it was. But the second and third ones changed my mind!"
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Love is blind but marriage is a real eye-opener!
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Love is when intercourse is called "making love." Lust is when intercourse is called "screwing." Marriage is when intercourse is called "arguing."
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What is love?
The delusion that one woman is different from another.
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Love thy neighbor but make sure her husband is away!
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What is the difference between like and love?
Spit and swallow
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What did one volcano say to the other?
I lava you.
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If love is blind why is lingerie so popular?
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Mark: I don't know if I'm really in love with her.
Jim: Just ask yourself this one question... would I mind being financially destroyed by this person?
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"Love is a matter of chemistry. That's why my wife treats me like toxic waste!"
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What is the difference between love and herpes?
Love doesn't last forever.
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She was hungry for love and didn't know where her next male was coming from...
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Hello every body my name is Synder Anderson I just want to share my experience with the world on how Lord Alika help me, I got my love back and saved my marriage… I was married for 3 years with 1 kid and we lived happily until things started getting ugly and we had fights and argued almost e very time… it got worse at a point that he filed for divorce I tried my best to make him change his mind & stay with me because I love him so much and don’t want to lose him but everything just didn’t work out… he moved out of the house because it was a rented apartment and still went ahead to file for divorce… I pleaded and tried everything but still nothing worked. The breakthrough came when someone introduced me to this wonderful, great spell caster who eventually helped me out… I have never been a fan of things like this but just decided to try  reluctantly because I was desperate and left with no choice… He did special prayers and used his power… Within 4 days my husband called me and he said he was sorry for all the emotional pains he had cost me, moved back to the house and we continue to live happily and our kid is happy too and we are expecting our second child… and my Husband also got a new job and our lives became much better  web:http://lordalikaspelltemp8.wix.com/http  I have introduced him to a lot of couples with problems across the world and they have had good news..contact him on lordalikaspelltemple@yahoo.co.uk or +13217666393.  web:http://lordalikaspelltemp8.wix.com/http
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.my wife and I got married 6 years ago and we were so much in love with each other, we have 2 kids(josh and rebecca). One day my wife came back home from her friends place and she told me that she wants us to file for a divorce that she's no longer interested in our marriage, i was surprise and everything seem to me like a joke. after then i tried all my best to get her back but there was no way. but to no avail, my heart was broken, i wondered whats happening .i was on facebook when i saw a post on how  Dr Ewan helped a lady to bring back her lost husband. i was scared but because i love my wife so much and I am ready to do anything to bring her back. I decided to give it a try by contacting him via email:covenantsolutiontemple@gmail.com, So when i contacted him i narrated everything to him and he said my case is not a serious one that my husband will come back to me within 18 hours if i believe in his power.he told me to do some things to do which i did before 18 hours, my wife called me on phone and was crying for forgiveness. right now we are now a new branded family with more happiness, we are even going on vacation on xmas. please if any one of you out there is passing through same issue in your marriage, relationship issues contact Dr Ewan today or call or add him on whatsapp on +234905735398 or check out his webpage http://allwomenstalk.com/p/58034af4f725a97d108b4569. contact him today on covenantsolutiontemple@gmail.com now.
. I will keep on sharing the good news about this. Thanks Dr.
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