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Knock knock
Who's there?
Al
Al who?
Al give you a kiss if you open this door!
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Knock knock
Who's there?
Maria
Maria who?
Maria me, I love you!
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knock, knock

who's there?

owl.

Owl who?

Owl always love you

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Knock knock...
Who's there?
Hand eye.
Hand eye who?
Hand eyyyyyyyyyyyyyyye will always love yooouuuu
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Knock knock
Whose there?
Amish
Amish who?
Awww amish you too
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