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How many managers does it take to change a light bulb?
We've formed a task force to study the problem of why light bulbs burn out and figure out what, exactly, we as supervisors can do to make bulbs work smarter and not harder.
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How many board meetings does it take to get a light bulb changed?
"This topic was resumed from last week's discussion but it is incomplete pending resolution of some action items. It will be continued next week. Meanwhile..."
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"We will keep having these meetings until we find out why nothing is getting done!"
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What is the difference between a 69 and management?
With a 69 you only have one asshole in view!
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"This is just a suggestion. No one has to follow it unless they want to keep their job."
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If at first you don't succeed try management.
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All work and no play will make you a manager.
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