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Did you hear about the restaurant on Mars?
Great food but no atmosphere!
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Where did the Martian put his teacup?
On his flying saucer
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what did mars say to the solar system? chuck us a milky way
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Who should be the one person to live on mars?

BRUNO MARS
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