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Martin gets a text from his boy toy.  "I just got tested and it looks like I've got the bug.  But one of the other guys getting tested was really hot, so I'm moving in with him.  So let's not play ever again."

Martin's reply:  "Fine, then.  I'll just make your medicine cost $750 a pop."
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