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The US has just developed its most powerful chemical weapon ever. It's called McDonald's.
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Man: A Double Quarter Pounder and a Super Size fries please.
Cashier: Anything to drink?
Man: A Diet Coke.
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The dollar menu doesn't actually cost a dollar... It doesn't include the cost of the heart surgery!
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On a public toilet? That's product placement.


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In the year 3000, Donald Trump ruled the world...
Then, a rebellion was formed. AND THUS MCDONALDS WAS BORN!
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