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What's the hardest part of rollerblading?
Telling your parents that you are gay.
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If you were any dumber you'd have to be watered twice a week!
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If I want your stupid opinion I'll beat it out of you.
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I'd like to see things from your point of view but I can't seem to get my head that far up my ass.
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Is that your nose or are you eating a banana?
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Whatever look you were going for, you missed!
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Don't you need a license to be that ugly?
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If I looked like you I'd probably be plastering makeup on too!
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You have a good head on your shoulders. But it would look better on your neck!
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He is dark and handsome. When it's dark, he's handsome.
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What are you going to do for a face when the baboon wants his ass back?!
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If you tried to enter an ameteur ugly competition, they'd say sorry no professionals.
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