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Requested in Health & Beauty by MC Hacker
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An old man goes to the doctor for his yearly physical. His wife is with him. The doctor enters and says "I'll need a urine sample, stool sample and sperm sample." The old man with hearing loss asks his wife "What did he say he wanted?" She yells to him "he needs your underwear!"

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