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Why do University of Michigan fans keep their diplomas on their dashboards?
So they can park in handicap spaces.
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What is blue and yellow and has 2 teeth?
The front row at Michigan stadium!
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What is every incoming Michigan football player assigned?
A personal bail bondsman in Ann Arbor
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Why did they outlaw "the wave" in Michigan?
Two Wolverines drowned.
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