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What do KFC and a cream facial have in common to a MILF?
She thinks they're both finger lickin' good.
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What do you get when you put a lot of MILFs in one room?
A porn site
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How do you meat tendorize some hot MILF ass?
Throw it on the kitchen counter. Then pound it for 10 to 15 min.
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When a MILF thinks about the colors black and gold what comes to her mind?
CFM (Come Fuck Me) Heels
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What is an American tradition during R&R time?
Cookies and MILF
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If a hot 16-year old has a baby is she a MILF or jailbait?
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You know you're old when the hawt mama you want becomes a GMILF (Grandmother I'd Like to Fuck)!
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Ron: That MILF says you have a bad attitude.
Chad: Fuck her!
Ron: That's exactly what I did.
Chad: Shit. Save some for me.
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