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Mime jokes

  
Requested in Entertainment & Arts by Argo
edited by MC Hacker

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if a mime wants deez nuts will he ask.
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If a mime is arrested do they tell him he has the right to talk?
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Psychopathic mimes commit unspeakable crimes.
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"Last night I played a blank tape at full blast. The mime next door went nuts!"
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Do mimes watch silent movies?
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Do you need a silencer if you are going to shoot a mime?
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I had a very good conversation with a mime. He didn't have much to say!
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can mimes even join band?
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If a mime got hurt would he scream?
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Whats black and white and red all over.

A phsycopathic mime
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whats black and white and red all over. A mime in a wood chipper
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Whats black and white and red all over

a mime in a soap opera
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whats white and black and silent all the time

A penguin mime
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Mimes are thinking outside of the box when it comes to their job.
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What did the girl mime say to the boy mime during mime sex to talk dirty??

Im never going to let you out of mime box, you bad, bad boy!!
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Mimes farts are silent but deadly!!
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