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Why did the guy put his money in the freezer?
He wanted cold hard cash!
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Have you heard about the new aftershave that drives women crazy?
It smells of $100 bills.
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Man: I can't find that buck I just had.
Waitress: Don't worry. A dollar doesn't go very far these days.
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Wife: Do you love me just because my father left me a fortune?
Husband: No, honey, not at all. I would love you no matter who left you the money.
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Why did the cashier steal money from the register?
She thought the change would do her good.
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If money doesn't grow on trees why do banks have branches?
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Adults are just kids who owe money.
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A penny saved is ridiculous.
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Stan: I have a very bad memory.
Victor: Then why does it work just fine every time you loan me money!?
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Money isn't everything but it sure keeps the kids in touch!
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What is a bargain?
Something you can't use at a price you can't resist.
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What is the cost of living?
The difference between your net income and your gross habits!
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I started out with nothing and I still have most of it.
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Son: Dad, how can you expect me to be independent and stand on my own two feet on this tiny allowance?!
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If you loan someone $40 and never see them again it was probably worth it.
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What did the adding machine say to the cashier?
"You can count on me!"
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Why didn't the quarter roll down the hill with the nickel?
Because it had more cents!
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How can someone be dirt poor and another be filthy rich?
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