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A man explains to his friends "I used to to not get along with my mother-in-law. Over the last few months I've developed quite an attachment for her. It goes over her head and a strap comes down under her chin to keep her mouth shut."
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Man: My mother-in-law was bitten by a dog yesterday.
Friend: How is she now?
Man: She's fine but the dog died.
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When do you have mixed feelings?
When you see your mother-in-law backing off a cliff in your new car.
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Both your attorney and your mother-in-law are trapped in a burning building. You only have time to save one of them.

Do you...
a) have lunch
or
b) go to a movie?
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Behind every successful man stands a surprised mother-in-law.
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You can rearrange the letters in "Mother in Law" to spell "Woman Hitler." Coincidence?
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Wife: There are five men outside beating up my mother! Aren't you going to help?
Husband: No. Five should be enough.
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What is the difference between outlaws and in-laws?
Outlaws are wanted.
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"After several years of marriage, I've finally developed an attachment for my mother-in-law. It fits over her mouth."
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Did you hear about the mother-in-law of the weatherman?
She was fair to meddling.
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"They say every woman has her price. Well, I've got a mother-in-law you can have cheap!"
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"I heard some upsetting news. Last week my mother-in-law was dangerously ill. Now I hear she's dangerously well again."
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Husband: Honey, your mom fell down the stairs 15 minutes ago.
Wife: Why are you just telling me now?
Husband: Because I couldn't stop laughing!
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