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Movie ratings explained...
G: Nobody gets the girl.
PG: The good guy gets the girl.
R: The bad guy gets the girl.
X: Everybody gets the girl.
XXX: Everybody gets the girl, her mother, and their cock-er spaniel!
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"When I'm jogging and people on park benches yell 'Run, Forrest! Run!' I yell back 'Sit, fat ass! Sit!'"
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What book is "The Hangover" based on?
"The Wrath of Grapes"
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Doug: Have you seen the movie "Constipated?"
Andy: No, it hasn't come out yet.
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