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Patient: Why did you charge me a group rate?
Psychiatrist: You've got multiple personalities.
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A man with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself. Is that considered a hostage situation?
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"Allow me to introduce my selves."
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I have multiple personalities and none of them like you!
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We don't have multiple personalities.
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T-Shirt: I am crazy and so am I.
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"I do not have a multiple personality disorder," said Tom, trying to be frank.
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My wife has multiple personality disorder but none of them give blow jobs.
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People say I have multiple personalities. Half of me believes them.
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