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What did Marvin Gaye's dad say before he shot him?
"This is the last 45 you'll ever hear."
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What advice did the music teacher give his students about crossing the road?
"You better C-sharp or you'll B-flat."
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T-Shirt: "It's not that I'm old - Your music really does suck."
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The trouble with life is there's no background music!
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What do you call a musician without a girlfriend?
Homeless
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Is Jerry Garcia grateful to be dead?
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Why did the music teacher need a ladder?
To reach the high notes
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