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How many New Yorkers does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Four. One to do it and the other three for the union contract.
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How many New Yorkers does it take to change a light bulb?
Four. One to do it and three not to get involved.
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How many New Yorkers does it take to screw in a light bulb?
None of your damn business!

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