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Roger Clemens was indicted for lying to Congress about taking steroids. He didn't have the balls to tell the truth.
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Derek Jeter joined the 3,000 hit club in 2011. He hit on his 3,000th blonde.
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Robinson Cano hired Jay-Z to be his agent. So when you add in the injuries and lack of offense the Yankees now have 101 Problems.
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Did you hear the Post Office recalled their latest stamps featuring pictures of Yankees players?
People didn't know which side to spit on.
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What's the difference between a Yankee fan and a bag of crap?
The bag!
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The New York Yankees wore a special patch on their uniforms commemorating their inaugural season at the new stadium... The design was a huge dollar sign being flushed down the toilet.
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The Yankees took home their 27th World Series championship. It couldn't have happened to a nicer bunch of free agents!
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ARod made more than the whole Astros team last year. To keep things fair, he also struck out more than the Astros team.
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The Yankees are watching their wallet this year. You would too if you played in the Bronx!
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Derek Jeter sat out the Yankees last game with the flu. Considering how many women he's been with, that's the best thing he could have!
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The Yankees spent $100 million luring C.C. Sabathia to New York. And that was just on lunch.
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Roger Clemens was charged with perjury. He defended himself by saying he had never, ever, in his life, by pill, cream, or injection, taken perjury!
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The Yankees haven't set their budget for free agents yet. They're still lobbying the U.S. Treasury to print more money.
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The commissioner was planning to meet with Yankees management to discuss their ticket prices but he couldn't afford to get into the game.
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Alex Rodriguez was seen hitting on women sitting in the stands. The Yankees wondered if he'd ever hit on a baseball again!
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Former Red Sox and Mets pitcher Geremi Gonzalez was killed after being struck by lightning, proving, once and for all, that God is a Yankees fan.
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How did the commissioner know when George Steinbrenner was lying?
His lips were moving.
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