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What do you call a nun that has had a sex change?
A Transistor
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What do you call a nun who sleepwalks?
A roamin' Catholic
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What do you call 100 nuns in a shop?
Virgin Megastore
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Are you allowed to kiss a nun?
Yes, but don't get into the habit.
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Mother Superior: I must tell everyone something. We have a case of gonorrhea in the convent.
Blonde Nun: Thank goodness. I am so tired of Chardonnay!

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