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Requested in Health & Beauty by Argo
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They nicknamed a nurse "Appendix" because every doctor wanted to take her out.
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How many nurses does it take to change a light bulb?
"Will somebody please call housekeeping?"
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Hospital Nurse: "Wake up Mr. Mills. It's time for your sleeping pill."
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