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Old is when there's nothing left to learn the hard way!
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The best contraceptive for old people is nudity.
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"A man came to my door collecting for the old folks home so I gave him my husband!"
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What has a bunch of little balls and screws old ladies?
A bingo machine
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Old is when "getting lucky" means you found your car in the parking lot.
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Old is when people no longer call you a hypochondriac.
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Old is when your idea of a night out is sitting on the patio.
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My wild oats have turned to shredded wheat...
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You're only as old as the girl you feel!
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How do you know when you are getting old?
When you start having dry dreams and wet farts.

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