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What's the difference between an orchestra and a bull?
The bull has the horns in front and the asshole in the back!
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E-flat walks into a bar. The bartender says "sorry, we don't serve minors!"
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What is the definition of a minor second?
Two flutes playing a unison.
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Why are conductors' hearts used so often for transplants?
They've had little use.
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