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Why did the policeman carry a pencil and a piece of thin paper?
He wanted to trace someone.
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"I used to work for a paper company but they folded."
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Is it bad to write on an empty stomach?
No, but it's better to write on paper!
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Dad: You can't be buying all these toys. Do you think money grows on trees?
Son: Yeah.
Dad: Well, it doesn't!
Son: Then what is money made out of, dad?
Dad: Paper.
Son: And what is paper made from?
Dad: Shut up!

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