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"The Nobel Peace Prize? I'd kill for one of those."
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Bumper sticker: "Forget world peace. Visualize using your turn signal!"
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Diplomacy is the art of saying "nice doggy" until you can find a rock...
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Fighting for peace is like fucking for chastity.
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