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Whats the worst part about having sex with your sister?

Crawling out of the crib.
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I love my women like I love my wine... 6 years old and in my basement!
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What's the difference between acne and a pedophile?

Acne only comes on your face when you're 13
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A man comes home to find his girlfriend packing...

Man: Where are you going?
Girlfriend: I'm leaving you.
Man: Why are you leaving me?
Girlfriend: Because I found out today you're a pedophile!
Man: A pedophile?! That's a pretty big word for a 10-year old!
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What did one pedophile say to the other pedophile on the beach?
"Get out of my son!"
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What type of shoes do pedophiles wear?
White Vans
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What is the best part about fucking twenty eight year olds?
There's twenty of them!
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Two Halfs can't make a hole without a hole
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How is a peadophile like McDonald's

Forty year old meat inside ten year old buns
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What's the hardest part about being a pedophile....fitting in
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What is a pedophiles favorite key to play in?
A minor
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What's the worst thing about eating bald pussy?  Getting the diaper back on!
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What do broccoli and anal sex have in common?


If you're forced to have them as a child, you'll hate them when you're an adult.
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What do broccoli and anal have in common?


No matter how much butter you put on it kids still don't like it.
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What is the difference between a greyhound and a pedophile?
The greyhound waits for the hair.
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How do they separate the men from the boys in Greece?
With a crowbar
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Pedo driving down the street sees a cute boy walking on the sidewalk. Pedo pulls up to the boy, holds up a bag of candy and says "Hi there, if I give you a piece of candy will you come in my van?" Kid says "Hell mister, for the whole bag I'll come in your mouth."
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A pedophile goes up to a little girl and says, "On a scale of 1-10, How old are you?"
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My girlfriend said anal hurts, but what does she know, shes 8
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Why are peadophiles bad at races, Because there always cuming in a little behind.
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What's the hardest thing about walking through a field of dead babies?

MY COCK!!!!!
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Whats a pedophiles favorite thing about Halloween. Free Delivery
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what's a pedos favourite part of a hockey match..... before the first period
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A Little 8 year old girl is playing in the park. She sees a man hiding in the bushes. He stands up and motions the girl over. He says "Sweetie, do want to see something?"
She smiles and says "sure".
He steps out from behind the bush with his cock out "Do you know what this is sweetheart'"?
She says "sure I do, thats your pee pee"
He says "No baby, thats a cock"
She looks at him and shakes her head "Nuh Uh, thats a pee pee. A cock is 10 inches long and black"
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A man and a small boy are walking in the woods. The boy looks up at the man and says geez mister, it sure is scary here. The man looks at boy and says how do you think I feel. I have to walk out of here alone.
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What's the worst part about being a pedophile?
I guess... Just trying to fit in.
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Why are pedophiles more common in Asia?
Because they commonly have a small penis.
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What did one pedophile say to the other?
I'll give you two fives for my ten.
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Statistically, 1 in 10 children live next to a pedophile. Not me though, i live next to a sexy little boy, if you know what i mean.
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you know you girlfriend is to young when you have to make airplane noises to get you cock in her mouth.
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Whats the difference between rape and necrophilia?

About 5 minutes.
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How do you make a 4 yr old cry twice?
You wipe your bloody dick on her Teddy bear.
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What kind of file do you need to turn a 15mm hole into a 40mm hole? A pedophile.
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Devine quoi? Feur
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1 inch: You kidding me?!
2 inch: You can't be serious
3 inch: This is less than half of what I like!
4 inch: We're halfway there
5 inch: Quite close
6 inch: Decent
7 inch: Almost there
8 inch: PERFECT!
9 inch: This is getting too long
10 inch: There's no way that's gonna fit in my throat
11 inch: I'm stuffed
1 foot: This just killed my stomach!

That's how I rate my subway sandwich!
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Whats the worst part about having sex with a 5 year old

Watching her break down at the witness table
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