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"I'd tell you a joke about a pencil but there's no point to it!"
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Broken pencils are pointless.
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If the #2 pencil is most popular why is it still #2?
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What did the pencil sharpener say to the pencil?
Stop going in circles and get to the point!
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What did the pen say to the pencil?
So? What's your point!?
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What did one pencil say to the other broken pencil?
You ain't that sharp
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