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"I'd tell you a joke about a pencil but there's no point to it!"
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I like pencil puns, but I don't think you'd get the POINT. You'd try to think of them too fast, and it's not ERASE. Sorry if you were LEAD to believe you were good at them, because I'm NUMBER ONE at them. You're NUMBER TWO. If I were you, I WOOD'nt try to graPHITE me. I'd take this TIP to heart. If you wanna get on the list to challenge me, though, I'll PENCIL you in. But I'll warn you, you'll be waiting a long time. I've DRAWN in a big crowd. You'll probably grow a beard in that time, so you might wanna start SHAVING. Man, this post is really DRAWN-out. People say my puns are WRONG, but I think they're WRITE. They also say my puns are DULL. I don't know why, even though I'm pretty SHARP. Now this post is starting to get SKETCHY. You think these puns are bad, too? No need 2B mean! This post is a CLOSE SHAVE to making me DRAW A LINE for myself. But the puns are still ON POINT. Now this post is getting really SHADY. I guess it's time to DRAW a conclusion, because I've reached my BREAKING POINT. Well, that's it. I'm moving to PENCIL-vania.
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Broken pencils are pointless.
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What did the pen say to the pencil?
So? What's your point!?
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My pencil jokes aren't that sharp.
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If the #2 pencil is most popular why is it still #2?
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What did the pencil sharpener say to the pencil?
Stop going in circles and get to the point!
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What did one pencil say to the other broken pencil?
You ain't that sharp
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Did you hear the joke about the broken pencil?.... Nevermind, it's pointless
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